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* We got off the Titanic first.

* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

* We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

* Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.

* We can be groupies - Male groupies are stalkers.

* We can smile and get off speeding fines.

* Taxis stop for us.

* Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

* We don't look like a frog in a blender when we dance.

* Free drinks!

* Free dinners!

* We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

* We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

* We know the truth about whether size matters.

* Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.

* It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

* No fashion faux pas we could make would ever rival Speedo's.

* We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

* If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

* We can congratulate our team mate without ever touching her ass.

* We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

* If we're dumb some people think it's cute.

* We have an excuse to be a total witch at least once a month.

* We can talk to people of the opposite sex without automatically picturing them naked.

* If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we look like an idiot.

* Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask if there is spinach in our teeth.

* There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.

* Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.

* We'll never regret piercing our ears.

* We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

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