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A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth.

A young student nurse comes by to sponge his face and hands.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

The charge nurse passes by and sees the man getting a little distraught, so she marches over to find out what's wrong.

"Nurse," he mumbles, "are my testicles black?"

Being an experienced nurse, she is undaunted. She whips back the bedclothes, pulls down his pajama trousers, moves his penis out of the way, has a good look, pulls up the pajamas, replaces the bedclothes, and announces, "Nothing is wrong with them!!!"

At this the exasperated man pulls off his oxygen mask and asks again, "Are my test results back?"

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Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
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How Many Nurses Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Bedside Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
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Most Commonly Used Phrases By Nurses, Bedside Nursing Humor, Nurse Jokes
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