Divorce Defined: The future tense of marriage.
Divorce Question & Answer:
"Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an ass."
Why is divorce so expensive?
Answer: Because it's worth it.
Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.
For Sale: Wedding dress, size 12. Worn once by mistake.
"I'm a big opponent of divorce. Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know?"
-- Loretta Lynn
Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage.
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