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A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.

One day, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.

I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.

She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.

I told her that she better bring her daughter in to the Emergency room right away.

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How Long? Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor:
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She Didn't Make It, Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor:
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Golfing Injury, Golf Jokes, Emergency Humor:"A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole."
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Emergency Response Times, Paramedic Jokes, EMS Humor:
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A Bad Day of Golf, Emergency Room Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat."
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Have A Heart, Emergency Department Jokes, Medical/Nursing Humor
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Keep Off The Grass, Emergency Department Jokes, Operating Room Humor
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Top Ten Worst Prognostic Signs For A Patient In The Emergency Department
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The Candle And The Penis....:
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