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At age 4, success is.....not wetting your pants.
At age 12, success is... having friends.
At age 16, success is... having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is... having sex.
At age 35, success is... having money.
At age 50, success is... having money.
At age 60, success is... having sex.
At age 70, success is... having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is... having friends.
At age 80, success is... not wetting your pants.
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Taking Notes, Doctor Jokes, Getting Older Humor :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/notes
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What She Has, Getting Older Jokes, Geriatrics Humor :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/has/
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Coffee and Viagra, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor :
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-coffee-and-viagra.html
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Rusty Tools, Viagra Jokes, Marriage Humor :
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-viagra-marriage-rusty-tools.html
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Expensive Perfume, Geriatric Jokes, Fashion Humor :
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-expensive-perfume.html
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Concerns For Baby Boomers, Geriatrics Jokes, Getting Older Humor :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.concerns.for.baby.boomers.htm
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The Perks of Being Over Fifty, Getting Older Jokes, Geriatric Humor :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.the.perks.of.being.over.fifty.htm
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Taking Turns, Dental Jokes, Geriatrics Humor :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/dental.humor.dentist.jokes.taking.turns.htm
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Airplane Ride, Marriage Jokes, Getting Older Humor :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.airplane.ride.htm
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Getting A Bit Forgetful, Senior Citizens Jokes, Getting Older Humor :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.getting.a.bit.forgetful.htm
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Truisms, Sign of The Times Jokes, Getting Older Humor :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.truisms.htm
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Getting Older, Senior Citizen Jokes, Geriatric Humor :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.getting.older.htm
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Top Signs That You Are Growing Old, Aging Jokes & Humor :
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/growing.old.htm
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A Grandmother's Insomnia , Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insomnia
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The Spare Set, Dental Jokes, Gallows Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/dental.humor.dentist.jokes.the.spare.set.htm
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Ain't Senile Yet , Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.aint.senile.yet.htm
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Shooting Blanks , Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.shooting.blanks.htm
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Nursing Home Humor, Old Men :
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Senior Citizens :
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q2/dolive.html
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Tough Rules :
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ER :"Media products under your influence, particularly the NBC/Warner drama "ER," are harming the profession of 2.7 million American nurses by giving the public an inaccurate and inadequate account of what nurses really do to save and improve lives. Research suggests that "ER" strongly and negatively influences the way children view nursing. These products contribute to the nursing shortage, a public health crisis that threatens millions worldwide."
NBC's "Passions" :"NBC's "Passions" solves nursing shortage: monkeys can do the job! Starting in March 2003 and at least as recently as late August, NBC's campy, supernatural daytime soap opera "Passions" has featured an orangutan named Precious in the role of the private duty nurse of one of its characters--a bold step backwards in the already slow...evolution...of the media's treatment of nurses. more..."
"Scrubs" defines nursing :""Scrubs" defines nursing: it's all about shutting up and following physician "orders. " Tonight's episode of NBC's "Scrubs," which purports to teach nurse Carla Espinosa that nursing is all about doing what physicians tell you, is one of the most virulently anti-nurse prime time television episodes the Center has ever seen. more..."
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