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1) Nurses do it painless.2) Nurses do it with TLC. 3) Nurses do it with care. 4) Nurses do it with intensive care. ****************************************************** ****************************************************** ****************************************************** Five Minutes A hospital posted a notice in the nurse's lounge saying: "Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life are the most dangerous." Underneath, a nurse had written: "The last five are pretty risky, too." ****************************************************** Peek-A-Boo The famous female Olympic skier, Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo), is not just an outstanding athlete, she is also a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the telephone, however, as it caused simply too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, "Picabo, ICU." ****************************************************** Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God. The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty. ******************************************************
Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Nurse Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"10. I love to wear white support hose. 9. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors." ******************************************************
Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands." ******************************************************
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New Password, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Computer Humor:"A female nurse manager was helping a smug male resident access his computer account on the hospital information system." ******************************************************
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Respiratory Assessments, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor
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Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital..." ******************************************************
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Nurse Hell, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Nurse Humor ******************************************************
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The Ranks of a Hospital, Nursing Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor ******************************************************
Most Commonly Used Phrases By Nurses, Bedside Nursing Humor, Nurse Jokes ******************************************************
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