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Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began he autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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A Lawyer At The Pearly Gates, Going To Heaven Jokes, Attorney Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pearly
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A Lawyer To The End, Attorney Jokes, Gallows Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/end
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A Pound of Brain, Lawyer's Jokes, Attorney Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/brain
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A Question of Trust, Lawyers Jokes, Attorney Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/trust
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About What Daddy Does,
http://www.nursinghumor.com/does
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Eating Grass, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor:"One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/eating
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Here Lies A Lawyer, And An Honest Man, Attorney Humor, Lawyer & Legal Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/honest
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How Much Do You Charge?:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lawyers.attorneys.legal.jokes/attorney.rates.how.much.do.you.charge.htm
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Lawyer's Fees, Attorney Jokes, Legal Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/lawyers.attorneys.legal.jokes.lawyers.fees.htm
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Lawyer's Hell, Attorney Jokes, Religious Humor:"A lawyer died and immediately went to hell for all his professional sins."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lawyers
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Lawyer's Q & A:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lawyers.attorneys.legal.jokes/questions.answers.htm
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Love Stamps, Lawyer Jokes, Divorce Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/stamps
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Medical Experiments, Lawyer Jokes, Legal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/experiment/
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Padded Bills, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/padded
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Questions At The Pearly Gates, Lawyer Jokes, Going To Heaven Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
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SharkTalk: The legal word game from Nolo Press:
http://www.nolo.com/sharktalk/sharktalk_welcome.html
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The Spinster's Will, Lawyers, Attorneys & Legal Jokes & Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/will
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Taking It With You Attorney Jokes, Lawyers Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/with
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The Pope and The Lawyer At The Pearly Gates, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/lawyers.attorneys.legal.jokes/the.pope.and.a.lawyer.in.heaven.htm
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Three Kick Rule, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/kick
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Two Plus Two Is? Attorneys Jokes, Legal Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/four
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Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a check-up."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf
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The Consultation, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/consultation
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You Know You Need A New Lawyer When . . . , Attorney Jokes, Legal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/you
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Nursing In The Media, Nursingadvocacy.org
- ER:"Media products under your influence, particularly the NBC/Warner drama "ER," are harming the profession of 2.7 million American nurses by giving the public an inaccurate and inadequate account of what nurses really do to save and improve lives. Research suggests that "ER" strongly and negatively influences the way children view nursing. These products contribute to the nursing shortage, a public health crisis that threatens millions worldwide."
- NBC's "Passions":"NBC's "Passions" solves nursing shortage: monkeys can do the job! Starting in March 2003 and at least as recently as late August, NBC's campy, supernatural daytime soap opera "Passions" has featured an orangutan named Precious in the role of the private duty nurse of one of its characters--a bold step backwards in the already slow...evolution...of the media's treatment of nurses. more..."
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"Scrubs" defines nursing:""Scrubs" defines nursing: it's all about shutting up and following physician "orders. " Tonight's episode of NBC's "Scrubs," which purports to teach nurse Carla Espinosa that nursing is all about doing what physicians tell you, is one of the most virulently anti-nurse prime time television episodes the Center has ever seen. more..."
http://www.nursingadvocacy.org/
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