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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral;
I'm a gynecologist."
And that's when the proctologist fainted.
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Buying Condoms, Pharmacy Jokes, Infidelity Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/condoms
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Odds & Ends, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.odds.and.ends.htm
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Heart Transplant, Organ Donation Jokes, Medical Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.heart.transplant.htm
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Passing Wind, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.passing.wind.htm
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Removing Patches, Medications Jokes, Pharmacy Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.removing.patches.htm
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Top Ten Reasons For Becoming An Anesthesiologist, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/anesthesiologist
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Screwed Up Laboratory Results, Medical Jokes, Laboratory Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/screwed
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Taxonomy of Medical Professionals, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.taxonomy.of.medical.professionals.htm
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The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.the.center.of.attention.htm
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Approving The New Hospital Policy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.approving.the.new.hospital.policy.htm
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Patient Confidentiality, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.patient.confidentiality.htm
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Five Benefits of Mothers Milk, Breastfeeding Jokes, Medical Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.five.benefits.of.mothers.milk.htm
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Arkansas Medical Definitions , Medical Terminology Jokes, Redneck Humorhttp://www.nursinghumor.com/
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Anyone Need A Doctor? Medical Jokes, First Aid Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical
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A Cure For One Man's Cough, Medical Jokes, Drug & Pharmacy Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/
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Ambulances As Medical Necessities , Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital..."http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances
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Viagra Variations , Drug & Medications Jokes, Prescription Medicine Humorhttp://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/drugs.prescriptions.medications.medicines.viagra.variations.htm
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A Grandmother's Insomnia , Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humorhttp://www.nursinghumor.com/insomnia
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Shooting Blanks , Medical Jokes, Physician Humorhttp://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.shooting.blanks.htm
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I Think My Wife Is Going Deaf , Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.my.wife.is.going.deaf.htm
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A Doctor, A Nurse And A Shredder , Nursing Jokes, Medical Humorhttp://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.a.doctor.a.nurse.and.a.shredder.htm
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He Thinks He's A Surgeon , Medical Jokes, Pearly Gates Humorhttp://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.he.thinks.he.is.a.surgeon.htm
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Near Death Experience , Medical Jokes , Gallows Humorhttp://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/near.death.experiences.plastic.surgeries.htm
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The Aspirin And The Job Interview , Medical Jokes , On The Job Humorhttp://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.the.aspirin.and.the.interview.htm
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A Work of Art , Medical Jokes, Patient Humorhttp://www.nursinghumor.com/work
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Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm
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Perfect Shape Considering Your Age , Medical Jokes, Physician Humorhttp://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.perfect.shape.considering.your.age.htm
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Six Months To Live , Medical Jokes, Physician Humorhttp://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/six.months.to.live.htm
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It Hurts All Over, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor http://nursinghumor.com/hurts
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Actual Medical Quotes From Patient Charts, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/actual.medical.quotes.from.charts.htm
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First Proctology Exam, Medical Humor, Doctors Jokes http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/first.proctology.exam.htm
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A Short History Of Medicine, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/a.short.history.of.medicine.htm
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Anyone For Pasta, Medical Jokes, Marriage & Infidelity Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pasta
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Professional Courtesy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
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The Difference Between Doctors & Veterinarians, Medical Jokes, Veterinary Humor
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Dehydration, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
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Making It Look Easy, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor.
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Breastfeeding Technical Support, Medical Jokes, Obstetrics Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/breastfeeding
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The Doctor's Visit, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor :http://www.nursinghumor.com/doctors
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Screening Medical Students http://www.nursinghumor.com/screening
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A Cure For One Man's Stuttering :
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My Elbow Hurts! http://www.nursinghumor.com/elbow
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Five Doctors Go Duck Hunting http://www.nursinghumor.com/duck
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Medical Humor :
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Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow Too? http://www.nursinghumor.com/too
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Who Makes the Best Patient? http://www.nursinghumor.com/best/
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GDU College of Medical Fraud :"GDU refuses to offer a degree in medicine out of concern that some cost-conscious hospital will hire someone with one of our diplomas, and let them perform surgery. However,GDU does offer programs in medically-related fields"
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ER :"Media products under your influence, particularly the NBC/Warner drama "ER," are harming the profession of 2.7 million American nurses by giving the public an inaccurate and inadequate account of what nurses really do to save and improve lives. Research suggests that "ER" strongly and negatively influences the way children view nursing. These products contribute to the nursing shortage, a public health crisis that threatens millions worldwide."
NBC's "Passions" :"NBC's "Passions" solves nursing shortage: monkeys can do the job! Starting in March 2003 and at least as recently as late August, NBC's campy, supernatural daytime soap opera "Passions" has featured an orangutan named Precious in the role of the private duty nurse of one of its characters--a bold step backwards in the already slow...evolution...of the media's treatment of nurses. more..."
"Scrubs" defines nursing :""Scrubs" defines nursing: it's all about shutting up and following physician "orders. " Tonight's episode of NBC's "Scrubs," which purports to teach nurse Carla Espinosa that nursing is all about doing what physicians tell you, is one of the most virulently anti-nurse prime time television episodes the Center has ever seen. more..."http://www.nursingadvocacy.org/
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