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To subscribe, send a blank email to: nursingjokes-subscribe@topica.com ****************************************************** A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the well air-conditioned examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down in the examination room, he noticed that there were three items on a stand next to the doctor's desk: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer. When the doctor came in, the man said, "Look Doc, this is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but what's the beer for?" At that instant, the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, "Dammit, nurse! I said a butt light!" ****************************************************** A Short History Of Medicine, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/a.short.history.of.medicine.htm ****************************************************** Anyone For Pasta, Medical Jokes, Marriage & Infidelity Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/pasta ****************************************************** Professional Courtesy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/professional.courtesy.htm ****************************************************** The Difference Between Doctors & Veterinarians, Medical Jokes, Veterinary Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/the.difference.between.doctors.and.veterinarians.htm ****************************************************** Dehydration, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/dehydration.htm ****************************************************** Making It Look Easy, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor. http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/making.it.look.easy.htm ****************************************************** Breastfeeding Technical Support, Medical Jokes, Obstetrics Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/breastfeeding ****************************************************** The Doctor's Visit, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/doctors ****************************************************** Screening Medical Students http://www.nursinghumor.com/screening ****************************************************** A Cure For One Man's Stuttering: http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/a.cure.for.one.mans.stuttering.htm ****************************************************** My Elbow Hurts! http://www.nursinghumor.com/elbow ****************************************************** Five Doctors Go Duck Hunting http://www.nursinghumor.com/duck ****************************************************** Medical Humor: http://www.swcbc.com/medical.html ****************************************************** Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow Too? http://www.nursinghumor.com/too ****************************************************** GDU College of Medical Fraud:"GDU refuses to offer a degree in medicine out of concern that some cost-conscious hospital will hire someone with one of our diplomas, and let them perform surgery. 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These products contribute to the nursing shortage, a public health crisis that threatens millions worldwide." http://www.truthaboutnursing.org/letters/er/ House, MD:"The main patient in tonight's episode of Fox's House was a nurse who believed that a cat tended to sit with those who were about to die--including, recently, the nurse herself. That may not sound like a promising vehicle for House to improve its abysmal portrayal of nursing. But the show actually presents the nurse as someone with health knowledge. And her search for meaning in faith, for some reason in tragic events, is a real counterpoint to House's cold rationality. Indeed, despite the obvious potential for mockery in the cat angle, the mighty House treats the nurse with considerable respect--he seems to care what she thinks, or at least to find her views unnerving. Of course, the nurse plays no real clinical role in the episode, and no other nurses do either. So the episode suggests, as usual, that physicians provide all important care in hospital settings, including all meaningful psychosocial and physical care. Still, any suggestion that intelligent life resides in a nurse is a welcome departure for House (and for the episode's writer Peter Blake, who also penned a November 2005 House episode that was notable for its physician glorification and its casual contempt for other health professions). Tonight's episode, "Here Kitty," drew 13.1 million U.S. viewers. more... see the relevant film clips... and please join our letter writing campaign!" http://www.truthaboutnursing.org/letters/house/ Private Practice:"ABC's Private Practice, whose season ends tomorrow, April 30, may be the only broadcast network show with a major nurse character to return next season. 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In the March 26 episode (Craig Turk's "Do the Right Thing," 10.1 million U.S. viewers)," http://www.truthaboutnursing.org/letters/pp/ "Scrubs" defines nursing:""Scrubs" defines nursing: it's all about shutting up and following physician "orders. " Tonight's episode of NBC's "Scrubs," which purports to teach nurse Carla Espinosa that nursing is all about doing what physicians tell you, is one of the most virulently anti-nurse prime time television episodes the Center has ever seen. more..." http://www.truthaboutnursing.org/news/2009/may/06_scrubs.html To subscribe to our: Nurse Friendly Notes Newsletter: Send a blank e-mail to: nursefriendlynotes-subscribe@topica.com http://www.nursefriendly.com Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor, Jokes to make you laugh and smile all day. 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