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A man sought medical aid because he had popped eyes and a ringing in his ears.

A doctor looked him over and suggested removal of his tonsils.

The operation resulted in no improvement, so the patient consulted another doctor who suggested removal of his teeth.

The teeth were pulled, but still, his eyes kept popping and his ears still rang.

A third doctor told him bluntly, "You have 6 months to live."

In that event, the doomed man decided he'd treat himself in the remaining time he had here on Earth.

He bought a nice, new car, hired a chauffeur, and had the best tailor in town make him 30 new suits. Then he decided that even his shirts would be made-to-order.

"Okay," said the shirtmaker, "let's get your measurement. Hmm….34 sleeve, 16 collar…"

"Fifteen," the man interrupted.

"Sixteen collar," the shirtmaker repeated, measuring again.

"But I've always worn a 15 collar," said the man.

"Listen," the shirtmaker said, "I'm warning you.

You keep on wearing a 15 collar, and your eyes will pop and your ears will ring."

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It Hurts All Over, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/it.hurts.all.over.htm

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Actual Medical Quotes From Patient Charts, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/actual.medical.quotes.from.charts.htm

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First Proctology Exam, Medical Humor, Doctors Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/first.proctology.exam.htm

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A Short History Of Medicine, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/a.short.history.of.medicine.htm

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Anyone For Pasta, Medical Jokes, Marriage & Infidelity Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/anyone.for.pasta.htm

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Professional Courtesy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/professional.courtesy.htm

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The Difference Between Doctors & Veterinarians, Medical Jokes, Veterinary Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/the.difference.between.doctors.and.veterinarians.htm

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Dehydration, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/dehydration.htm

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Making It Look Easy, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor.
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/making.it.look.easy.htm

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Breastfeeding Technical Support, Medical Jokes, Obstetrics Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/breastfeeding

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The Doctor's Visit, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/doctors

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Screening Medical Students, Physicians Jokes, Medical Humor Medical Jokes, Humor:"A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. "Why do we have to learn this stuff?" one young man blurted out."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/screening

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A Cure For One Man's Stuttering:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/a.cure.for.one.mans.stuttering.htm

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My Elbow Hurts!
http://www.nursinghumor.com/elbow

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Five Doctors Go Duck Hunting
http://www.nursinghumor.com/duck

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Medical Humor:
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Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow Too?
http://www.nursinghumor.com/too

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