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Quick Parenting Jokes:

My kids finished the first half of the school year with $485 in fundraising sales and seventeen relatives who no longer return our calls.


Answers to 5th Grade Science Exams, Education Jokes, Parenting Humor:"When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire. H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."
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Croak Like a Frog, Children's Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/croak

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Feed Him Toast, Pediatrics Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/feed

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Didn't Do It, Marriage Jokes, Parenting Humor:"One day a man came home from work to find everything in total disorder. The children were still in their pajamas, playing outside in the mud."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/do

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The Circumcision, Medical Jokes, Kids Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/circumcision

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A Dark and Stormy Night, Parenting Jokes, Childrens Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/stormy

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Big Words, Children's Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/words

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Coming Prepared, Pharmacist Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/prepared

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Condom Use, Parenting Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/use

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Drawing God, Out of The Mouth's of Babes Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/drawing

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Having Your First, Second, Third Child, Parenting Jokes, Motherhood Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/having

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It's Mighty Dark In Here, Infidelity Jokes, Parenting Humor:
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Just Like Mom, Parenting Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/just

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Letter To Dad, Parenting Jokes, College Student Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/letter

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The 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/simple

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Stern Sibling, Labor & Delivery Jokes, Sibling Humor:"An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her five-year-old child."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/stern

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Things Children Teach Us, Children's Jokes, Parenting Humor:"A 4 -year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. A 6-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/us

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Top Ten Signs That You Might Be A Frustrated Mom:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/frustrated

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Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say, Parenting Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/say

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Where Did It Go? Parenting Jokes, Children's Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/where

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The Patient Mother, Parenting Jokes, Kids Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/patient

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A Grandmother's Insomnia, Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insomnia

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The Adopted, Parenting Jokes, Adoption Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/adopted

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Answers To Fifth Grade Science Exams, Children's Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/answers

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Generation Gap, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Parenting Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.generation.gap.htm

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Immunization Etiquette, Pediatric Jokes, Vaccination Humor:"While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/etiquette

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Little Johnny Does Math, Childrens Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parents.parenting.jokes.about.children.kids.little.johnny.does.math.htm

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Mom's Dictionary, Kids Jokes, Parenting Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.moms.dictionary.htm

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New & Improved, Parenting Jokes, Children's Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/improved

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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes, Children's Jokes, Parenting Humor:"1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10. 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14. 3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/babes

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Property Laws According To Kids, Childrens Jokes, Parenting Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.childrens.jokes.property.laws.according.to.kids.htm

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Special Occasions, Parenting Jokes, Children's Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/special

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Things My Mother Taught Me, Parenting Jokes, Motherhood Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.things.my.mother.taught.me.htm

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When The Baby Cries, Infertility Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:"With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year old woman has a baby.
All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.
When they ask to see the baby, the 65-year old mother says, "not yet."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/cries

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You Might Be A Mom If . . ., Parenting Jokes, Motherhood Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/mom

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