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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.

He turned to the second Mom. Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.

He turns to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy.

At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers "come on Dick, we're leaving."

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Working In The Dark, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
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Hung Up To Dry, Mental Health Jokes, Psychiatric Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dry

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Are You Insane? Psychiatric Jokes, Mental Health Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insane

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Firm Advice, Psychiatric Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/advice

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Psychiatric Hotline, Mental Health Humor, Psychiatric Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hotline

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Freudian Slip
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/94q4/smallprick.html

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Med-Psych Network, Medical Jokes and Cartoons:""One of the internet's largest collections of medical jokes and cartoons, sorted by medical speciality."
http://www.med-psych.net/links/Medical_Humor-Jokes_and_Cartoons/

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PsYcHo NuRsE's Padded Room:"I'm Psycho Nurse. Have you ever entertained nurse fantasies that involved buxom beauties passing out the latest pain killers, enemas, or sponge baths? That's precisely why I've gone psycho! I'm so tired of all the nursing stereotypes that most of you unimaginative perverts come up with. I've been a Med/Surg/Oncology Nurse for the past 15 years (and am now working in the ICU), and I've seen too much death and suffering to cater to your lame sexual fantasies. If you're expecting me to be nice to you just because you're a flirt or because you think you're the best lover in the world, you can just take a nice long gulp out of this bedpan."
http://www.zianet.com/madrids/psychonurse.html

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Psychobabble Glossary: Learn the true meaning of the words and phrases your mental health professionals use to mislead and confuse you.:"New definitions are being received and verified as you read this. To submit a definition for possible publication on these pages, use our on-line contact form. We do not give by-name credit for the definitions we receive, publication of the definition itself is considered adequate reward. You don't get any more than that from your boss, why should you get it from us? There is no express or implied guarantee that submitted definitions will be published at the site."
http://www.drleons.com/babble.htm

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Sanity Test:
http://www.msu.edu/user/loossean/erin/sanity.html

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Save Your Sanity In Half An Hour:
http://members.tripod.com/~studentnurse/sanity.html

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Psychiatric (Mental Health) Clinical Nursing Case Studies:
http://www.nursingcasestudy.com

    October 15, 2000: Physician Restraint Orders Unclear On Transfer, Do You Apply In The Interim?
    Summary: The use of Mechanical or Physical Restraints on confused patients is highly controversial. Due to substantial Death & Injury attributed to their use they are considered a last resort measure in providing for the safety of a patient. In this case, orders specifying what restraints and when they were to be used were unclear. In a patient that was clearly at high risk for injury, should they have been applied till the physician could have been contacted?
    Tousignant v. St. Louis County, 602 N.W.2d 882 - MN (1999)

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    Psychiatric Nurse "Misses" Festering Wound Infection? Is She Held To The Same Standard?:"Registered Nurses in their training cover each of the accepted areas that a new graduate might be expected to work in. Once in the field, it is expected that additional and specific training to a Department or Specialty will be obtained. In this case, the Psychiatric nurses did not pick up on a festering infection in a patient that had tried to commit suicide. Was the fact that they were Psychiatric nurses a valid excuse?"
    http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/clinical.cases/101799.htm

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