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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
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PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN:
The road, you will see, represents the black man.The chicken crossed the
"black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

THE BIBLE:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt
cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road,
and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

L.A. POLICE DEPARTMENT:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find
out.

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known
any chickens.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that
the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX:
It was an historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping
50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How
many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

MACHIAVELLI:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of
crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES:
I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book and
Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.

EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do
you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?

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Created on August 5, 1999

Last updated by Andrew Lopez, RN on Monday, January 25, 2010


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