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To subscribe, send a blank email to: nursingjokes-subscribe@topica.com ****************************************************** You Might Be A Nurse Midwife If . . . . If you use more super glue on women's bottoms than your broken china.......you might be a midwife If you've ever crocheted with an amni hook.......you might be a midwife If you carry more tanks in you car than a Jacque Cousteau documentary.......you might be a midwife If you hear "doppler" radar on the Weather Channel and your ears perk up.......you might be a midwife If you've recommended Castor Oil more times that the local Quick Lube.......you might be a midwife If your idea of "seeing the head coming" doesn't refer to your beer.......you might be a midwife If it takes a hour to get dressed to go out yet 45 seconds to get dressed in the middle of the night.......you might be a midwife If you talk about seeing the "crown" and you weren't at Buckingham Palace.......you might be a midwife If you've had your picture taken so many times with babies you should be running for office.......you might be a midwife If there are more ways to reach you than the local fire department.......you might be a midwife If you can actually name more than three African drum bands.......you might be a midwife If you know that "post partum" doesn't mean your fence is coming apart.......you might be a midwife If you've ever been called by a neighbor with a farm animal in labor.......you might be a midwife If the color of you car is unrecognizable because of all the bumperstickers.......you might be a midwife If you refuse to sell you junky run down car because you'll lose your bumperstickers.......you might be a midwife If you think c-section should only be the cheap seats at a ballgame.......you might be a midwife If you know that a fetoscope does not measure shoe size.......you might be a midwife If the 36,000 mile/3 year warranty on your brand new car actually means less than one year.......you might be a midwife If your tires are going bald faster than your husband.......you might be a midwife If you think the only use for forceps is as salad tongs.......you might be a midwife If you've made more great catches than Chipper Jones.......you might be a midwife If you know that a lie is not where your golf ball lands.......you might be a midwife If you think that a "tail back" is a new kind of birthing position.......you might be a midwife If you know a cesarean is not a salad.......you might be a midwife If your idea of a vacation is taking a car ride outside your beeper range........you might be a midwife If you know that a pinard horn is not a musical instrument.......you might be a midwife If you think the only way to measure centimeters is by spreading your fingers.......you might be a midwife If you get more calls from ladies with broken water than the local plumber.......you might be a midwife If you've ever ran out of gas and used a breast pump and catheter as a siphon.......you might be a midwife If you've ever used cord clamps as hair curlers........you might be a midwife If you've ever used a speculum to put on a tight pair of shoes.......you might be a midwife If you can eat cherry jello while watching a birth film........you might be a midwife If you talk about yeast infections like they're dairy products........you might be a midwife If you've ever put on a latex glove to remove the stuffing from a turkey.......you might be a midwife If you have more hemostats in you glove box than a Grateful Dead fan.......you might be a midwife If you think Deliverance is a childbirth movie........you might be a midwife If you refer to your beeper as "my home phone".........you might be a midwife If you discuss adhesions with your family at the dinner table........you might be a midwife If you know that perineal support is not a kind of stocking.......you might be a midwife If you consider a pair of black Birkenstocks "formal wear".......you might be a midwife If your realize that "breeches" are not a southern man's trousers........you might be a midwife If you know that ultrasound is not a fancy stereo........you might be a midwife If you've ever stopped on your way to a birth and someone has looked in your car and asked "Are you Moving?"........you might be a midwife If you've ever gotten out of a speeding ticket by actually showing the state trooper a placenta........you might be a midwife If you thought the movie "Catch-22" was a story about a month in a very busy midwife's life........you might be a midwife If your idea of a color coordinated birthing outfit is matching the blood stains on your sweat shirt with the blood stains on your sweat pants........you might be a midwife ****************************************************** ****************************************************** Five Minutes A hospital posted a notice in the nurse's lounge saying: "Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life are the most dangerous." 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These products contribute to the nursing shortage, a public health crisis that threatens millions worldwide." http://www.truthaboutnursing.org/letters/er/ House, MD:"The main patient in tonight's episode of Fox's House was a nurse who believed that a cat tended to sit with those who were about to die--including, recently, the nurse herself. That may not sound like a promising vehicle for House to improve its abysmal portrayal of nursing. But the show actually presents the nurse as someone with health knowledge. And her search for meaning in faith, for some reason in tragic events, is a real counterpoint to House's cold rationality. Indeed, despite the obvious potential for mockery in the cat angle, the mighty House treats the nurse with considerable respect--he seems to care what she thinks, or at least to find her views unnerving. Of course, the nurse plays no real clinical role in the episode, and no other nurses do either. 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In the March 26 episode (Craig Turk's "Do the Right Thing," 10.1 million U.S. viewers)," http://www.truthaboutnursing.org/letters/pp/ "Scrubs" defines nursing:""Scrubs" defines nursing: it's all about shutting up and following physician "orders. " Tonight's episode of NBC's "Scrubs," which purports to teach nurse Carla Espinosa that nursing is all about doing what physicians tell you, is one of the most virulently anti-nurse prime time television episodes the Center has ever seen. more..." http://www.truthaboutnursing.org/news/2009/may/06_scrubs.html To subscribe to our: Nurse Friendly Notes Newsletter: Send a blank e-mail to: nursefriendlynotes-subscribe@topica.com http://www.nursefriendly.com Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor, Jokes to make you laugh and smile all day. 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