Online/Offline Graduate/Undergraduate Education, Nursing Degrees, LPN-RN, RN-BSN, RN-MSN, and more! Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor, A to Z List: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z To subscribe, send a blank email to: nursingjokes-subscribe@topica.com ****************************************************** A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial... Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q. Officer, who provided this description? A. The officer who responded to the scene. Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers? A. Yes sir, with my life. Q. WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer, do you have a locker room in the police station... a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties? A. Yes sir, we do. Q. And do you have a locker in that room? A. Yes sir, I do. Q. And do you have a lock on your locker? A. Yes sir. Q. Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS WITH YOUR LIFE, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those officers? A. You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes defense attorneys have been known to walk through that room. ****************************************************** ****************************************************** Lawyer's Hell, Attorney Jokes, Religious Humor:"A lawyer died and immediately went to hell for all his professional sins." http://www.nursinghumor.com/lawyers ****************************************************** Eating Grass, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor:"One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate." http://www.nursinghumor.com/eating ****************************************************** Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a check-up." http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf ****************************************************** Three Kick Rule, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/kick ****************************************************** Medical Experiments, Lawyer Jokes, Legal Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/experiment/ ****************************************************** A Lawyer To The End, Attorney Jokes, Gallows Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/end ****************************************************** A Lawyer At The Pearly Gates, Going To Heaven Jokes, Attorney Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/pearly ****************************************************** Taking It With You Attorney Jokes, Lawyers Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/with ****************************************************** Love Stamps, Lawyer Jokes, Divorce Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/stamps ****************************************************** The Consultation, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/consultation ****************************************************** You Know You Need A New Lawyer When . . . , Attorney Jokes, Legal Humo