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A Question of Trust,
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Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
Q. Officer, who provided this description?
Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?
Q. WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer, do you have a locker room in the police station... a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?
Q. And do you have a locker in that room?
Q. And do you have a lock on your locker?
Q. Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS WITH YOUR
LIFE, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those officers?
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Lawyer's Hell, Attorney Jokes, Religious Humor:"A lawyer died and immediately went to hell for all his professional sins."
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Eating Grass, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor:"One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate."
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Here Lies A Lawyer, And An Honest Man, Attorney Humor, Lawyer & Legal Jokes
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The Pope and The Lawyer At The Pearly Gates, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor
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About What Daddy Does,
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A Pound of Brain, Lawyer's Jokes, Attorney Humor:"A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain. The doctor then asked, "What type of brain do you want?"
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A Question of Trust, Lawyers Jokes, Attorney Humor:
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Speeding Blonde Driver, Blonde Jokes, Law Enforcement Humor:"A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license."
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The Assault, Law Enforcement Jokes, Police Humor:"One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate.
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